i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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