Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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