I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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