i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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