I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The cops high fived after they tackled you
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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