So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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