I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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