pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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