And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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