that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I had to cum in my sink.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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