You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
you traded sex for a burrito?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
