But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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