**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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