is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Randomize
