? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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