When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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