Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
last night I used snow as a chaser
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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