Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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