hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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