talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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