i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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