I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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