i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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