My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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