So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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