Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
4 words: hood of his car
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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