We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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