What a fucking waste of an outfit
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
