i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i've created a new STD.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
