Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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