Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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