i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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