You're a womanizer and a bitch.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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