quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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