Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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