and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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