You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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