when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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