another moral hangover. fuck.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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