I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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