Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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