Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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