awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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