I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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