Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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