GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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