I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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