have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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