David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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