She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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