I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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