i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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