Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
