then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
